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Locked Car
« Thread Started on Nov 12, 2005, 11:39am »
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

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Re: Locked Car
« Reply #1 on Nov 28, 2005, 1:09pm »
nice...lol...sounds like my sister right there
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« Reply #2 on Nov 28, 2005, 1:26pm »
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« Reply #3 on Nov 28, 2005, 1:30pm »
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Re: Locked Car
« Reply #4 on Dec 5, 2005, 7:11pm »
brandon you need to start another thread if your gonna tell another joke do not let this happen again
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Re: Locked Car
« Reply #5 on Dec 8, 2005, 3:20am »
I got 3 new ones posted. Check 'em out.
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Re: Locked Car
« Reply #6 on Jan 12, 2006, 3:31pm »
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